Portuguese rugby player João Sergado Ferreira Bernardo da Silva

Portuguese rugby player João Sergado Ferreira Bernardo da Silva

Nagoy very much, after Portugal’s fantastic match against Wales, I had the opportunity to welcome among us this morning one of the players of the Portuguese team, João Sergado Ferreira Bernardo da Silva, hello!

– Ebaa!

Thank you for being with us this morning.

– For your own good.

We are happy to welcome Portugal to this World Cup!

-Haha, it’s okay when you talk about winning the Dinheiro…

Sorry ?

– When it comes to making money, foreigners are welcome in France!

This is not wrong, but let’s stay in sports. The crazy thing about your team is that not all players have pro status.

– completely! I’m here to help my cousin Duarte.

Is this to say?

– Jogador was missing. Duarte Mo says it’s easy rupiah…

so what ?

-And then fi po caralho! Ruby is so complex that in Mondo there are only 5 teams that know how to play…!

You are tough!

-One of our next matches will be against Fiji!

Yes, Fiji.

– I didn’t know they were Do Islands! I thought it was a store. Genius Fiji’s ideas!

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a store ?

– Fiji Genius ideas…

You are tough! After that, it’s not that complicated.

-Isn’t it complicated?!! Fodis ba! Rules: One puts up 3 points, the other runs, and puts up five points. Bonus offensively, bonus defensively, last time I saw something this difficult it was Cristiano Ronaldo’s abs.

I admit it won’t be easy, especially if you’ve never played before… I don’t care, in fact, I don’t even understand the rules. I land on the ground, kick the air, and push the guy in front. It’s like an orgy, but with strap-ons and guys who have thighs bigger than Letaosinho A… (He’s the little piggy sucking on a spit)!

– I don’t care, really, I don’t even understand the rules. I land on the ground, kick the air, and push the guy in front. It’s like an orgy, but with strap-ons and guys who have thighs bigger than Letaosinho A… (He’s the little piggy sucking on a spit)!

It’s beautiful…but this is typical Portuguese. It’s crazy, the Portuguese never complain, you have a way of adapting to situations or countries… You know how to be discreet…

– Yes, we adapt, we integrate. No need for neighborhoods like the Jews in the swamp, the Chinese in Chinatown, the Italians, and the Lilili!

Sorry ?

-Lililalali!

Little Italy…

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– That’s why I said: Laila’s night is mine!

The rest is to listen to and watch on video!

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